Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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