Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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