Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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