new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
