Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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