3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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