That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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