Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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