My hair reeks of homosexuality.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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