How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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