i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You dont lie about slip and slides
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
When did angry sex become our thing?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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