There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'd cum for enchiladas.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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