i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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