By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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