Your dad touched me again.
i think i have herpe
just one?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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