In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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