I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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