living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Dignity is for republicans.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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