Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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