David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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