i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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