Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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