Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
