hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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