I must be too annoying 4 u.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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