I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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