why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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