I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
