u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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