My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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