Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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