Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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