some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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