yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad