Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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