508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
How external is "for external use only"?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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