Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."