It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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