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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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(503): View more from Oregon

we made out on top of his cat.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.

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(757): View more from Virginia

The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.

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(917): View more from New York City

level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.

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(618): View more from Illinois

One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(716): View more from New York

Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.

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