Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?

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(905): View more from Ontario

My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!

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(415): View more from California

Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.

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(972): View more from Texas

You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.

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