would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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