Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
