Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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