Nicole vs. Life
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Couch. On fire.
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