I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Randomize
