Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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