so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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