wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
His nipple licking is glorious
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