You're completely useless in the revolution.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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