My pussy is not your playground.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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