i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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