But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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