And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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