Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just want to make out with him forever
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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