dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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