This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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