I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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