Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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