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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?

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  It's a study aid

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.

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