I seem to have left my pride at pride
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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